Dear Unmistakably Sp*m

To whom it may concern,

While in “internet land,” there is nothing more inviting than opening an inbox filled with unexpected surprises!
An email from a long-lost friend… an email filled with funnies… a great picture… you get the gist.

Then there is the other side of “internet land” which includes something called a spam folder.  Let’s get back to the first sentence I wrote…
“There is nothing more inviting than opening” a spam folder in an inbox… filled with emails… containing the subject line “Please click “Not Spam” above if delivered to spam folder.”

Now that is a winning combination if you ask me!  Please folks (or whomever sends these alluring emails)… just tell me why?

Sincerely,

“Not Spam“