Today’s Flummery… It’s all about “The Walk”

The Pre-Pre-Scene… Driving to work… windows down… good tunes blasting in my car… bad tunes screeching out of my mouth…

The Pre-Scene… My work parking lot… Full.  The side parking lot at my work… Full.  The parking lot behind my work… just annoying.  The way back parking lot that I cannot stand parking in… open spot.  I pulled in.

The Scene…”The Walk” With “The Mean Guy”

As I got out of my car, all seemed well until I realized that I had taken some major strides, but had to turn back… I forgot my cell phone… again.  Still in good spirits, I quickly spun around and started walking towards my car.  Much to my dismay, out of nowhere, came a black jeep, a mean guy in the front seat and a very scary sound!  The wheels of the jeep screeched and stopped just feet from me!  Nearly wetting my pants, I scowled at ”The Mean Guy” and kept on walking towards my car.

Shedding the anxiety caused by “The Mean Guy” and his jeep, I finally had my cell phone in hand.  I began my torturous (max 500 yards) walk to work.  From behind me, I could hear feet… then I felt a presence.  Well, thank goodness I didn’t stop in my tracks because “The Mean Guy” would have darn slammed right into me.  This time, with himself rather than his tank of a vehicle.  He had already tried to run me over in the parking lot.  Now, he was trying to run me over on foot???  Finally, he took a quick left and I just kept going on my long and torturous walk to work.  Seconds later, I was in my office.  Thinking back, I should have stopped short, turned around and clotheslined the guy.  Hope you enjoyed today’s Flummery.  Stay tuned for more tomorrow.  Clearly, I will have more meaningless things to write about.